Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Order in the court!

If Justice is blind,
Then why are they taking sides
Before elections?

Monday, March 22, 2010

Listen here, Mother Nature!

OK, it's Spring now!
I'm gonna open my eyes
I want green, not white!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Who writes this stuff?

The plot twists on Lost
Are dull compared to those on
Racine's Tousis Show

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Bad rap for Boston Store

Of all Becker's crimes,
The one that sent him to jail--
No lie -- Was shopping?

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Simanek's choice

There's no middle ground:
Harsh sentence or probation?
(And then retire!)