Monday, June 30, 2008

I'm from Congress, and I'm here to help...

Janesville plant closing
Must not ruin celebration
Of first Corvette Day


Thursday, June 26, 2008

Why does this always happen to us? Good karma!

'Innocent until...'
But it sure looks like Parkside
Dodged a bullet.


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Maybe could find a match

Like jilted lovers,
Unified and Parkside have
Something in common.


Monday, June 23, 2008

Too early for Never mind?

'It's always something,'
Roseanne Roseannadanna
taught us... eh, Parkside?


This weekend, we got it right

Racine at its best:
Lighthouse Run, Greek Festival
And no damn shootings.


Friday, June 20, 2008

Get the warrant next week...

FISA listens in
When Osama calls. Or Mom.
I feel safer now.


Thursday, June 19, 2008

Allies, eh?

Our cannons return!
Both point north, at Canada
What am I missing?


Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Define Amtrak customer service

Man sits in restroom
No seats on Hiawatha
When more daily trains?

--Juie Jacob

Monday, June 16, 2008

One step forward, two steps back...

Tiles on a wall
cannot stop the shooting just
up the road. How sad.

Latest classroom challenge

¿QuĂ© habla usted?
When kids get through Unified
Let's hope it's English


Sunday, June 15, 2008

Who knew it was this easy?

Broken glass and tile,
Mixed with talent and hard work
Have transformed Uptown!


Friday, June 13, 2008

Condiments That at 11

You say tom-ah-toe
And I say salmonella;
Let's stick to ketchup.


Thursday, June 12, 2008

This was fun! Let's do it all again...

A second search free?
PROACT's retreads could come back
To haunt us again!


Wednesday, June 11, 2008

So, you think you can do better?

Please forgive Tom Hicks
As he reads the news today
With a little smile...


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Definitely, an incomplete...

Don't know what happened,
But Pulliam's withdrawal
Earns both sides an F


Many of us said,
"begin the search again, please."
Sue Kutz didn't listen

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Mother Nature, ill-behaved

Rain, rain, go away,
Come again some other day.
NOT on the weekend!


Friday, June 6, 2008

Let's hope Monday never comes

First Friday was great
And now the beach is open
For a fun weekend


Thursday, June 5, 2008

Motel 6 months to a year...

We'll leave the light on
For Waukesha's criminals
At Mac's B&B

And a concurring viewpoint:

I'd rather have them
In Mac's jail, rather than right
Next door to my house


Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Resist 'sinking ship' metaphor...

Class, write an essay:
'How I would run Unified.'
Best one gets the job.


How sad for our schools
No Superintendent yet
What the heck's going on?


Sunday, June 1, 2008

Sphere Madness? No, genius!

Downtown's a museum
With art at every storefront.
Wow, how neat is that!