Wednesday, May 12, 2010

RUSD math

Schools falling apart,
Lousy graduation rates,
New central office

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Stupid, stupid, stupid

The fountain's open!
Let the fun begin!
Yea! Yea! ... What the hell?

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I'm from the government...

The Capitol's closed,
Lawmakers have all gone home.
We're safe for a while.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Earth Day

The river rushes
In nature it freely flows
Creating beauty.
--Achintya Krishnan

Monday, April 19, 2010

Who needs Al Gore?

Earth Day is coming.
With bad air, earthquakes and more.
Are we listening?

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

You had your chance

Throw all the bums out!
We say this, year after year,
But we don't do it.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Order in the court!

If Justice is blind,
Then why are they taking sides
Before elections?

Monday, March 22, 2010

Listen here, Mother Nature!

OK, it's Spring now!
I'm gonna open my eyes
I want green, not white!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Who writes this stuff?

The plot twists on Lost
Are dull compared to those on
Racine's Tousis Show

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Bad rap for Boston Store

Of all Becker's crimes,
The one that sent him to jail--
No lie -- Was shopping?

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Simanek's choice

There's no middle ground:
Harsh sentence or probation?
(And then retire!)

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

No low bidder?

Call me a cynic.
Mayor's plan for local jobs:
Recipe for fraud.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Who's in charge here?

'The check's in the mail.'
We've heard this excuse before,
But not from the city!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Take two pills and ...

Something's going 'round
At All Saints. The remedy:
Doctor, heal thyself!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Ah, Winter!

Snow is beautiful
when I look through the window
in my heated room.
--Chris Flynn

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Cans + glass = Money

The bins are coming,
So hold those recyclables
Until they arrive.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

History repeats

From Boston's party
To little girls with their dolls,
Tea regains its punch

Sunday, January 10, 2010

End of a dream

We so looked forward
To Packers vs. Favre ... but
It's too cold to cry.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Time for a change?

With all your bitchin'
About local government--
Why didn't you run?

Friday, January 1, 2010

We got out alive!

It's a new decade!
Hard to believe we survived
The lousy 'OOs.