Wednesday, July 30, 2008

We're on 'Unified time'

Five-year plan for schools.
Isn't that what Hicks gave us
Seven years ago?


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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Our churches, deputized...

War on crime weapon
Isn't guns or more police
But rather churches?


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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Racine is a happenin' place

Triathletes. Cyclists.
Micro-cars and quilts on barns.
What a week it's been!

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Accreditation?

It wasn't needed,
But finally they got it.
So shut up, says Mac


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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Politics as usual?

City employee
Fired. Accuses. Rumors.
Nasty plot thickens.



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Friday, July 18, 2008

'Nuts' comes to mind...

They swim, bike and run
Before most of us wake up.
Triathletes are _______.

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Third time's a charm?

Will Obama break
The Century Market curse?
They both need a win

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

If I had any money, I'd be worried...

'All our banks are safe,
No failures are imminent.'
Are you reassured?

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Barns and quilts: Serendipitous bedfellows!

Attracting tourists:
Can it be as easy as
Putting quilts on barns!

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

The dog ate my schedule?

Whoops! Felner Fallout
Trips up a Parkside prof who
Skipped class too often

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

A new dawn for Democrats...

Jeff Thomas is gone,
So Dems will easily win
First District. Yeah, right.

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Monday, July 7, 2008

All I got was this crappy t-shirt

State aides go First Class
Demand the best (hotel, food)
Leave us with the bill.

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Sunday, July 6, 2008

Independence Day responsibility

Parade, fireworks:
Perfect ways to celebrate.
Just don't forget why...

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Fans love Brett? Who woulda thunk it

"If Favre 'has the itch'
Packers fans are quick to say,
'Aaron Rodgers who?'

And an opposing viewpoint:

Thank you, Brett, for all
your service but it is now
A-Rod's Packer Team.
--RWWackoStu



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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Message on a blackboard...

Kids say, 'Great idea!'
Why can't Unified give us
A four-day week too?


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