Thursday, April 30, 2009

I'm baaaack!

Fourteen years as gov,
But Tommy still wants to hear
'We've missed you so much'

Tuesday, April 28, 2009


Every year, the same:
Bad numbers, old excuses.
Will it ever change?

Friday, April 24, 2009

All you need to run

Say the magic words:
'My years of experience,'
Vs. 'Ten-year plan'

Monday, April 20, 2009

Reverse priority

Not making this up:
Judge says Becker's GPS
Protects him from us.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Protest equation

Passionate speakers,
Attentive audience...but
Are any minds changed?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Now, the gloves are off

Jody's woman's touch
Makes a mayoral race that's
Ready to rumble!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Or 15 rounds...

Mayoral forum
Not really what Racine needs;
How 'bout a debate?

Friday, April 10, 2009

911 CYA

Baby dies in cell
Mom's jailers show no remorse
Somebody must act.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

If their lips are moving...

Plache on the spot:
Does she keep her promise, or
Get back in the game?

Monday, April 6, 2009

Candidate mailings

One candidate's plea
Mailed five times to one address
Donations to burn

Hard to pick just one?

Eleven. Count 'em!
Something for everyone in
Our mayoral field

Saturday, April 4, 2009

LGBT spells progress

Racine gains a new,
And color-blind, self-image
Of diversity

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Geographically challenged

Asking Paul Ryan
For a 'map' out of this mess
Ignores who brung us