Order in the court!

If Justice is blind,
Then why are they taking sides
Before elections?

Listen here, Mother Nature!

OK, it's Spring now!
I'm gonna open my eyes
I want green, not white!

Who writes this stuff?

The plot twists on Lost
Are dull compared to those on
Racine's Tousis Show

Bad rap for Boston Store

Of all Becker's crimes,
The one that sent him to jail--
No lie -- Was shopping?

Simanek's choice

There's no middle ground:
Harsh sentence or probation?
(And then retire!)