RUSD math

Schools falling apart,
Lousy graduation rates,
New central office?

Stupid, stupid, stupid

The fountain's open!
Let the fun begin!
Yea! Yea! ... What the hell?

I'm from the government...

The Capitol's closed,
Lawmakers have all gone home.
We're safe for a while.

Earth Day

The river rushes
In nature it freely flows
Creating beauty.
--Achintya Krishnan

Who needs Al Gore?

Earth Day is coming.
With bad air, earthquakes and more.
Are we listening?

You had your chance

Throw all the bums out!
We say this, year after year,
But we don't do it.

Order in the court!

If Justice is blind,
Then why are they taking sides
Before elections?

Listen here, Mother Nature!

OK, it's Spring now!
I'm gonna open my eyes
I want green, not white!

Who writes this stuff?

The plot twists on Lost
Are dull compared to those on
Racine's Tousis Show

Bad rap for Boston Store

Of all Becker's crimes,
The one that sent him to jail--
No lie -- Was shopping?

Simanek's choice

There's no middle ground:
Harsh sentence or probation?
(And then retire!)

No low bidder?

Call me a cynic.
Mayor's plan for local jobs:
Recipe for fraud.

Who's in charge here?

'The check's in the mail.'
We've heard this excuse before,
But not from the city!

Take two pills and ...

Something's going 'round
At All Saints. The remedy:
Doctor, heal thyself!

Ah, Winter!

Snow is beautiful
when I look through the window
in my heated room.

--Chris Flynn

Cans + glass = Money

The bins are coming,
So hold those recyclables
Until they arrive.

History repeats

From Boston's party
To little girls with their dolls,
Tea regains its punch

End of a dream

We so looked forward
To Packers vs. Favre ... but
It's too cold to cry.

Time for a change?

With all your bitchin'
About local government--
Why didn't you run?

We got out alive!

It's a new decade!
Hard to believe we survived
The lousy 'OOs.