Friday, October 31, 2008

Trick or your 401k

Halloween's nothin'
Economy and election...
Now those are scary!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Bostonians want to know

Stevens convicted;
Can he equal the feat of
James Michael Curly

Monday, October 27, 2008

Something spooked him

Ryan wakes from nap,
Spends fortune to campaign as
A fiscal tightwad?


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

There but for the grace of ...

Parkside breathes easy:
An interim chancellor, but
Nobody in chains


Thursday, October 16, 2008

Pollsters never call me

On-the-fence voter?
Not after the last debate:
I'm glad they're over!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Paging Mr. Diebold

If we vote early
Can election be stolen
Before it takes place?


Thursday, October 9, 2008

Not much for RCCVB to work with

Charlie Gibson told
Viewers Racine's jobless rate,
and... and nothing else.


Racine on TeeVee

It's our big close-up.
Hope we're not upstaged by that
John McCain fella


Tuesday, October 7, 2008

You say potahto...

The hot debate here
Isn't Obama/McCain;
It's Tingle v. Hughes


Actually, locusts would be a welcome change

First, economy tanks,
Then Favre quits and Brewers lose.
What's next: Locusts, rats?

Thursday, October 2, 2008

First the economy, and now this?

No joy in Mudville:
However bailout vote goes
It won't help Brewers


Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Biden's a bit player...

Debate's big question:
How well can Sarah Palin
Mimic Tina Fey?