I'm from Congress, and I'm here to help...

Janesville plant closing
Must not ruin celebration
Of first Corvette Day

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Why does this always happen to us? Good karma!

'Innocent until...'
But it sure looks like Parkside
Dodged a bullet.

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Maybe eHarmony.com could find a match

Like jilted lovers,
Unified and Parkside have
Something in common.

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Too early for Never mind?

'It's always something,'
Roseanne Roseannadanna
taught us... eh, Parkside?

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This weekend, we got it right

Racine at its best:
Lighthouse Run, Greek Festival
And no damn shootings.

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Get the warrant next week...

FISA listens in
When Osama calls. Or Mom.
I feel safer now.


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Allies, eh?

Our cannons return!
Both point north, at Canada
What am I missing?

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Define Amtrak customer service

Man sits in restroom
No seats on Hiawatha
When more daily trains?

--Juie Jacob

One step forward, two steps back...

Tiles on a wall
cannot stop the shooting just
up the road. How sad.

--RWWackoStu

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Latest classroom challenge

¿Qué habla usted?
When kids get through Unified
Let's hope it's English

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Who knew it was this easy?

Broken glass and tile,
Mixed with talent and hard work
Have transformed Uptown!

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Condiments That Kill...film at 11

You say tom-ah-toe
And I say salmonella;
Let's stick to ketchup.


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This was fun! Let's do it all again...

A second search free?
PROACT's retreads could come back
To haunt us again!

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So, you think you can do better?

Please forgive Tom Hicks
As he reads the news today
With a little smile...

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Definitely, an incomplete...

Don't know what happened,
But Pulliam's withdrawal
Earns both sides an F

And:

Many of us said,
"begin the search again, please."
Sue Kutz didn't listen

--RWWackoStu

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Mother Nature, ill-behaved

Rain, rain, go away,
Come again some other day.
NOT on the weekend!


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Let's hope Monday never comes

First Friday was great
And now the beach is open
For a fun weekend

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Motel 6 months to a year...

We'll leave the light on
For Waukesha's criminals
At Mac's B&B

And a concurring viewpoint:

I'd rather have them
In Mac's jail, rather than right
Next door to my house

--RWWackoStu

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Resist 'sinking ship' metaphor...

Class, write an essay:
'How I would run Unified.'
Best one gets the job.

And...

How sad for our schools
No Superintendent yet
What the heck's going on?

--RWWackoStu

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Sphere Madness? No, genius!

Downtown's a museum
With art at every storefront.
Wow, how neat is that!


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